Because maybe your body's resistance to latex has decreased since the last time you were around the stuff. Maybe the next morning your upper eyelids will be swollen. And you'll text your roommate's brother and ask him to ask his almost-nurse of a mother what you should do. And then maybe the next next morning you'll realize that it looks like you have body acne all over your arms and chest. And your face is bumpy. And your nose is itchy.
Because maybe just holding those water balloons was enough to make you have a rash and make you drink more water than a racehorse right after the kentucky derby.
Maybe you'll just be sad forevermore that there are no more water balloon fights in your future.
I hope you're not referring to yourself in this post, cause that would be sad.
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